Man: I think my wife wants me to leave her.

Friend: Why you say that?

Man: Everyday she wraps my lunch in a roadmap.

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

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