A young widow goes to the funeral parlour to plan her husband's funeral
She met with the mortician who asked her how she wants the body dressed.
"He always looked so good in blue. I want him to be buried in a blue suit."
This posed a problem as he had been delivered to the funeral parlour in the black suit he was wearing when he died. However, the wife was...
The Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.
The mortician is a blonde female and she asks the wife of the deceased man wife how she would like the body to be dressed.
The motician says that the man does look v...
The Undertaker
So this woman goes to the undertaker to make arrangements for her husbands funeral. She says "Look, I've got some special requests for the service. First off,I want an open casket, so that people can pay their final respects, and secondly I want my husband buried in a blue suit." The undertaker s...
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