What's the difference between a tabloid and a storybook?
The storybook doesn't have advertisements.
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You have one wish . . .
A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So, what will it be?”
The woman did not hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle E...