An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
The American goes first. He...
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
They're con artists.
Patient : The composite you put in my teeth were too soft. I need something harder
Dentist : Im sorry I cant do that
Patient : What? Why not?
Dentist : I just cant. No hard fillings.
Money cant buy you happiness.
But I'd rather have my tears hit designer Bugatti leather than the composite foam in my car.