Did you know trading in foreign currencies is like going to the restroom?

This morning when I closed my position, I'd lost five pounds.

What does sasquatch use for money?

Cryptid-currencies.

(Yeah I know it sucks)

Y'all heard about that currencies had a competition?

The Korean Won.

A teacher is checking if the children know the currencies from around the world.

First she asks Mike about Britain's currency and he says:"Pounds."

Then she asks Joe about America's currency he says:"Dollars."

Finally she gets to Peter and asks him what is Germany's currency.

He says:"TIMES."

Bamboozled, she asks what is "times"?

Peter:"Well yo...

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