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Some Beluga whales were having a party....

Eventually their party got out of hand and the neighbors call the police. The police walk in and say,

"Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here?"

Totally based off [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17y0q7/whale_whale_whale/).

Two men have been selected for an expedition to the North Pole

Their names are George Bernard and William Briggs. On this journey they’ve been given a state of the art ship to cross through iceberg laden waters unscathed and plenty of supplies for the trip. On the 20th of December George and William set off on their expedition. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to the...

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