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Why are narwhals good at meeting new friends?

They are very good at breaking the ice.

When does the narwhal bacon?

Not on January 18th.

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Scientists recently discovered that narwhals and belugas can interbreed

I didn't think the narwhal could get any hornier.

Discussing sea creatures

"A narwhal is the unicorn of the sea, what other sea creatures have a land counterpart?"

"Well a seahorse is the monkey of the sea"

"What? it's called a sea*horse*! what would you call sea monkeys then?"

"A waste of good money"

What do you call a fat pinocchio?

A narwhal

A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg,...

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him. The narwhal comes and the penguin asks "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break the ice?"...

Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.

And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.



(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)

(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)

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