Why are narwhals good at meeting new friends?

They are very good at breaking the ice.

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Why do narwhals fight with their tusks over females?

Because they're horny.

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Scientists recently discovered that narwhals and belugas can interbreed

I didn't think the narwhal could get any hornier.

A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg.

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him.

The narwhal comes and the penguin says, "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break ...

What do you call a fat pinocchio?

A narwhal

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The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.

And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.



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(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)

Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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