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Mr. T just opens his own beauty salon.

I Pretty The Fool.

Why did Jesus go to the beauty salon?

To get his Nails done.

Wife came home from a beauty salon

Husband: "Well, at least you tried."

"My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."

"He took a long look at me and gave me $300"

All shops including beauty salons have been shut down!

....those that roams the streets now look even more deadlier than corona!

How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?

A spa-ghetto


... I am so ashamed of myself...

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A man is dating three women...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys ...

MEANWHILE, an elderly couple.

WIFE: I’ve just come from the beauty salon.

HUSBAND: Were they closed?

A woman was walking down the street

when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homele...

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