"My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."
"He took a long look at me and gave me $300"
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Wife came home from a beauty salon
Husband: "Well, at least you tried."
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All shops including beauty salons have been shut down!
....those that roams the streets now look even more deadlier than corona!
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How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?
A spa-ghetto
... I am so ashamed of myself...
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A man's choice
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys severa...
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MEANWHILE, an elderly couple.
WIFE: I’ve just come from the beauty salon.
HUSBAND: Were they closed?
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A woman was walking down the street
when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homele...
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