Mr. T just opens his own beauty salon.

I Pretty The Fool.

Why did Jesus go to the beauty salon?

To get his Nails done.

All shops including beauty salons have been shut down!

....those that roams the streets now look even more deadlier than corona!

Wife came home from a beauty salon

Husband: "Well, at least you tried."

How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?

A spa-ghetto


... I am so ashamed of myself...

"My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."

"He took a long look at me and gave me $300"

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A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian?

Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?

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A man's choice

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys severa...

- Where are you coming from?

- A beauty salon.
- Was it closed?

A woman was walking down the street

when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homele...

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