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Beauty Salon Jokes

Why did the beauty salon overcharge jesus?

Because he has extra nails

Mr. T just opens his own beauty salon.

I Pretty The Fool.

"My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."

"He took a long look at me and gave me $300"

Wife came home from a beauty salon

Husband: "Well, at least you tried."

All shops including beauty salons have been shut down!

....those that roams the streets now look even more deadlier than corona!

How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?

A spa-ghetto


... I am so ashamed of myself...

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A man's choice

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys severa...

MEANWHILE, an elderly couple.

WIFE: I’ve just come from the beauty salon.

HUSBAND: Were they closed?

A woman was walking down the street

when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homele...

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