Which Marvel hero would be the best nemesis of The Riddler?
The Pun-isher.
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If The Three Bear's nemesis hired a leper to stand in, what would you you have?
Poxy proxy Goldilocksie
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In his AMA, David Tennant of Dr. Who revealed who his nemesis was.
Goliath Lanndlord.
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What's the name of the Arch nemesis of Sirius black?
Casual White
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Why did nemesis go to Hollywood?
For the stars
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The body of Mario's former nemesis was found in his jungle province this morning.
It was in a state of DK.
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I must admit, my arch-nemesis did a good job impersonating me...
...Indeed, he was a worthy faux.
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Two chemists walk into a Bar
chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O
chemist 2: I’ll have some H2O also
chemist 2’s arch nemesis disguised as the bartender: [under breath] so close....
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A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?!
2B continued...
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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?
They're both ash-holes.
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Captain America loses his voice...
Captain America loses his voice due to a scheme concocted by Doctor Doom.
He tries everything. Dr Strange can't help because he doesn't detect any magic causing the problem. Reed Richards can't help, because the problem isn't explainable with science. After a barrage of failed attempts, even ...
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A director wanted to make a movie about Batman, but sadly D.C. wouldn't allow him to film it.
He decided he would just make the movie anyway, but instead of using the character's real names he would take away the last letter of their names.
Batman became Batma and he fought crime with his trusty partners Alfre and Robi. The film then showed the dynamic duo and their butler fighting cr...
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I often get a cramp in the bottom of my foot
It's my arch nemesis.
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An Irish Whaler (Long)
There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.
Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...
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There was an angry ape
Ever since it lost his mate, he has been mean, throwing feces, and acting aggressive toward staff and visitors.
Into this, a young apprentice zookeeper was thrown. For some reason, George the ape was taken by him. Maybe it was his thick beard.
So the man was waiting for his boss in ...
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An old pirate with a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch walks into a bar
The bartender says:
”Whoa, that’s quite a get up you got there! Tell me how you got that peg leg.”
The pirate explains:
”Yarr! Ah lost me leg in a mighty battle with the toyal navy!”
The bartender asks:
”Wow, how about the hand?”
Pirate:
”’twas me old...
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The ultimate revenge ( long)
Melville was 10 years old and he loved clowns. When he heard that the circus was coming to town he did everything he could to convince his parents to take him so he could see the clowns. They eventually agreed and when the day arrived he was incredibly excited! He was on the edge of his seat with an...
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