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Balconies Jokes

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My friend and I used to get hammered and go around off balconies

We’d stumble down the street until we found a good one. Then we were all like “Hey balcony, you’re a real .”

New York City just published its annual index of the death rates caused by plunging from balconies

Sadly, they're still falling

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A beautiful woman on the top floor of a 4 storey apartment building trips and falls over her balcony.

The neighbour living in the floor below happened to be outside when he heard her scream. He looked up and saw her coming down and as any good man would do, he caught her in his arms as she dangled over the edge.

"Save me, please!!" She cried.

The man began to pull her up but stopped w...
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