I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.
It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]
What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One is a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
Girl, we’re just like Romeo and Juliet
Cuz my family hates you and I want to kill myself.
What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet.doc
Is a play on word
Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
The Coronavirus has shut down theater
Due to social distancing, the Shakespearean Theater Company had to cancel all of their live shows. Before self-quarantining, they decided to do one last performance of Romeo and Juliet and livestream their production over the internet. In order to reach a wide audience, they advertised there show o...
A man walks up to the ticket counter at a theater and orders two tickets.
"For Romeo and Juliet?" the ticket vendor asks.
"No," the man replies. "For me and my wife."