Two friends in a pub one says:

"Hello John hows your brother Brian?"

"He died Alf"

"Oh that is terrible how did he die?"

"Well he was driving his car and he slammed on the brakes with such force he got catapulted out of the roof through my second floor bedroom window and landed on the bed"

"Oh that...

Roger Bannister, the guy who first broke the 4 minute mile, just died at 88.

He had a good run.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Guy comes home to find his wife.... NSFW

A guy comes home to find his wife nude from the waist down, sliding down the bannister. He asks her what she is doing. She says she's warming up dinner.

There once was a man from Bel-Air

Who screwed his wife on the stair.
The bannister broke,
So he quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in the air.

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