A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service, for a homeless man who had no family or friends...
The funeral was to be held at a cemetery, in the remote countryside, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As the bagpiper was not fami...
Why do bagpipers always walk while playing the bagpipes?
They are trying to get away from all the noise.
Note: I actually really like the bagpipes.
Bagpipe Award
I received an award from the Royal College of Bagpipers for "Outstanding contribution to Bagpipes and their music" I asked why, as I've never played one, they said-
"Yes, if only there were more people like you in this world!"
What’s the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?
Nothing.
I don’t understand my missus. First she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”
and now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!
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