What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson?

Anti-MisterBeans

How did Rowan Atkinson introduce himself when he performed in Spain?

Soy Bean

You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days.

It's probably because he's a has-*bean*.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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A Navy Rhyme

A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies’ Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will...

Mr Bean and Einstein in a flight together.

Einstein: Hey Mr Bean, let's play a game. I would ask you a question. If you can't answer it, you will have to give me ten dollars. You ask me a question and if I can't answer it I would give you a thousand dollars.

Bean: Okay, we can play that.

Einstein: What's the percentage of Nitro...

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