My cow just got artificially inseminated.

No bull.

Why do Artificially Intelligent systems fear popcorn?

Kernel panic.

One cow says to another, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you."

The first says, "It's true, no bull."

A farmer gives his wife some instructions

He was about to leave for a big farming convention in the big city.

He tells his wife, “A man will come in today to artificially inseminate one of our cows, I marked which one he needs to work on with a nail”

His wife nods.

Satisfied she understood the instructions, he went to t...

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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....

The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.

"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."

"So why are we here then," the guy a...

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Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Yesterday night I was talking to my wife about euthanasia

I insisted that in case I become incapacitated in any way, I wish to be taken off all the equipment that keeps me artificially alive and left to die in peace.

She said ok and then stood up, turned off the TV and the computer and threw away the beer.

There have been a lot of layoffs at work

So, to help with moral, our boss suggested a themed costume party at work. The theme he decided on was “feelings” and I got a big of smilie face costume.

I thought it was going to be lame but it was a huge success and a lot my co-workers got into it. Someone was a glowing red angry face, the...

My heart is like a diamond

Cold, hard and has it's value artificially inflated because of a few select individuals

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Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move.

Convincing your girlfriend she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning.

It's a Phillip K. Dick move.

The pig farmer...

A pig farmer is trying to raise pigs and is attempting to get his female pigs pregnant to no avail. He calls a Vet and asks how can he tell if his pigs are pregnant. The Vet tells him he'll know when the pigs are pregnant when they stop standing and go lay in the mud, he also tells him he may have a...

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