I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

Turns out, there's a vas deferens

After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said 'I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.'

Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. 'Good morning, ma'am. ...

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Someone asked me if I'd ever given a sterile guy a blowjob, so I racked my brain trying to remember if I had.

Alas, I just kept drawing blanks.

Midwife annecdote

My mother as a midwife came back from work dying of laughter. She tells me that she had an appointment with a patient who came to talk about contraception. The patient said that she wants to change her contraceptive pill. My mother asks her why, she replied very calmly that it made her sterile. And ...

What did the sterile australian say to his wife that wanted kids

Im afraid i cant mate

I showed my sterile friend a photo of my son.

He just couldn’t conceive of such a thing.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

Memo from the secretary to the boss

Memo from the secretary to the boss:

I've got good news and bad news. The **good news** is that you're not *sterile*.

I just came back from the doctor, he told me I'm never going to be able to have children...

I asked him if I'm sterile, he said "No, you're just THAT ugly"

A young couple gets married

A young couple gets married. Very quickly, the wife decides that children would be a blessing. The man nervously agrees.

For weeks they try to have a baby, making love almost every night. The man always seems on edge after each attempt and his wife gets suspicious. She suspects he is cheating...

I like my men like I like my catheters

Sterile and disposable.

Sean Bean is walking down the street

Heard you guys like long OC.


Sean Bean is walking down the street, enjoying his Sunday night. Suddenly, a black paneled van pulls up next to him. Four massive dudes in ski masks wearing all black leap out and try to grab him. Sean remembers his GoT training and manages to ta...

A man is standing at the office water cooler...

...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."

The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

A funny thing happened at the lab

A seventy-four year old medical researcher went to the doctor after having a seeming unexplainable illness that had lasted for several days.

After describing her symptoms, the doctor performed a series of tests and then reached a diagnosis.

The doctor said, "I am not sure how to tell y...

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