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Art Class Jokes

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I'll be posing nude for art class today.

Nobody asked me to.

I think they're making ceramic cups.

Why did Count Dracula fail art class?

He could only draw blood.

The Grim Reaper started hosting an art class in their spare time.

They call it, a brush with Death!

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A girl in art class

A little girl was in art class. The teacher walked up to her and asked: “What are you drawing?” The little girl replied “I’m drawing a picture of God.” “But nobody knows what God looks like!” The teacher said. “They will in a minute.” the girl replied

a german kid fails his art class

and his dad changes his last name

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In Art Class...

Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?

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I took this art class and the teacher said, “draw anything.”

So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.

I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, “You didn’t draw anything.”

I said “Yes I did.”

She said, “No you didn’t.”

I said “Um... last time I checked, water was clear, s...

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it “Cutting hedge technology”

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I was asked to pose nude for an art class. They said I had the perfect body.

Okay, it was a ceramics class, and they were making ashtrays, but ...still

How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class?

He passed it with flying colors.




/heyo

We practiced drawing circles in art class today

It was completely pointless

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We're making self portrait masks in art class.

I think I'll get an A+.

I could just be getting ahead of myself.

In art class today, my teacher told me with a wide smile she thinks I'm incredibly autistic

It bummed me out as I really like art and liked her as a teacher

I already have dyslexia and don't need this added to my plate...

If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so.

Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."

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So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class...

they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks.

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In art class I was told black was a shade not a color.

That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady.

In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..."

I’m fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music.

But art class is where I draw the line.

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