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Art School Jokes

Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found.

Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.

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What grades did Hitler get in art school?

Not C's

I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil.

It wasn’t 2B.

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Having invented a time machine I'm going to do the art world a favor

I'm going to make sure Adolf Hitler never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.

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A vegan is at the entrance of a university campus trying to get others to become vegan

He sees an angry and disappointed kid walking out of the campus, and takes the opportunity to ask if they want to become vegan.

“You know who else was vegan?” the angry kid responds. “Adolf Hitler. And I just got kicked out of art school right now, so I’m not taking any risks.”

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school

So they could learn how to draw blood

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So I was applying for Art school...

I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school.

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Why did Adolf Hitler fail Art School?

He hated mixing colour.

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Hitler eventually proved his art school Teachers wrong , and DID become one of the greatest painters of all time...

It's just the he painted an underground bunker with his brains.

I applied for art school

I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.

I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.

Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!

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Before art school, Adolf Hitler tried programming,

but he always got stuck on race conditions.

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A time traveler meets Adolf Hitler in a bar

Instead of trying to kill him and mess up the timeline he instead sits down to have a drink with Hitler.

The time traveler looked at Hitler and asked “So how are you doing?”

“Pretty terrible, I just got kicked out of art school.”

“Well that sucks, you’ll probably land on your fe...

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Another Nazi joke. . .

Why did Hitler become a racist genocidal dictator after failing art school?

Because he never learned to mix colors.

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Minecraft

is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school

What's the fastest way to become the greatest Dictator in the world?

Fail art school.

Emergency measures

On behalf of the international community, as a humanitarian measure, we demand that President Putin be admitted to art school on an emergency basis.

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An art student and a time traveller walk into a bar.

The art student takes a seat, looking pretty down.

The time traveller asks "Whats wrong?"

"I just got kicked out of art school" He repiles "Say, hows the art scene in the future?"

The time traveller shrugs and says "Eh. Its pretty terrible all things considered."

The art ...

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Wife said, you know Hun a picture is worth a thousand words, I said.

Well go to art school and shut the fuck up:

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I wished Hitler finished what he didn't finish.

He needed to finish art school. He was a really good artist.

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I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't...

Art school

An Iraqi man was fleeing the Saddam Hussein regime in 1997....

An Iraqi man was fleeing the Saddam Hussein regime in 1997 and ended up in a refugee camp in India. There, he met a lovely young woman, who happened to be the caretaker of the camp. They eventually started dating and were truly in love. One night, the woman asked if he would marry her.

The we...

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