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Chess Club Jokes

What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer

From a kid in the local chess club

Kid: Do you know why bishops move diagonally?
Me: No, why?
Kid: Because catholic priests never go straight

I made a friend at this chess club in Prague

Czech mate

The first rule of Alzheimers club,

Is don't talk about chess club

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A tribute to the holiday season

Up until a few years ago, I would frequent a local chess club for shits and giggles. I wasn't very good at chess, but most of the people there were very into the game, knew all of the big names, went to a lot of big events, and some of them even got prize money from time to time.

Shortly befo...

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