US Government furious at China for making Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals
If anyone's going to fuck our citizens, it's gonna be us! The US government!
Three nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter says "Sisters, we're so backed up that we're giving new arrivals a quiz. If you answer a question correctly, you can go on in, but if you get it wrong you'll have to wait a while." The nuns nod in agreement and St. Peter faces the first nun.
"What was the name of the first man on ...