Amputations Jokes - 3 Hilarious Amputations Jokes

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Why did the arm surgeon specializing in amputations not do very well at his first job?

There wasn't much hands-on experience at his school.

I got some major amputations before getting on a plane.

I didn’t want to be armed going through TSA.

Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel.

It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.

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