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Dismemberment Jokes

What are your thoughts on dismemberment?

Personally, I think it's a bit of 'armless fun!

Dismemberment isn't humorous

unless you lose an arm

I got thrown out of the amputee club for having all of my limbs

In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment

Another: Isaac Asimov's "Death of a Foy"

It was extremely unusual for a Foy to be dying on Earth. They were the highest social class on their planet (with a name which was pronounced -- as nearly as Earthly throats could make the sounds -- Sortibackenstrete) and were virtually immortal.


Every Foy, of course, came to voluntary de...

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