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Africans Jokes

Africans arrested in Saudi Arabia

A Togolese, Nigerian and a Ghanaian were arrested for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia.

The three of them were dragged in front of one of the princes, who said:

“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibit...

Why do East Africans never finish their alphabet soup?

Because they only eat e o p a

What's a North Africans favourite genre of music?

Morrocan Roll

I told a bunch of Africans a joke about food yesterday but nobody was laughing

I guess they just don't get it

Africans are immune to cholera

I mean first off cholera lives in water

Why don't landmines work on Africans?

Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off

How many Africans do you need to change a lightbulb?

One, you racist.

The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa..." is really stupid

Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds, they're lucky if they get a single serving.

Please, donate to charities to provide bug nets to poor Africans.

With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.

What game do Africans play everyday?

THE HUNGER GAMES

(I'M GOING TO HELL)

Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?

At the Nelson Mandeli.

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What do Africans say when they hear something funny?

That's fucking malarious

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