31 Day Jokes

so after awhile the bartender gets curious and asks one of the blondes "why are you ladies chanting 31 days?". The group parts and the blonde responds "you see this puzzle here?? we finished it in 31 days! and the box says 2-4 years"

Because we just finished a 31 day March!

They begin chanting "31 days! 31 days!" as they enter the bar. Confused, the bartender asks them what they mean.

"Well," One of them says, "the box of this puzzle said '5 to 8 years' but we finished it in 31 days!"

One night, this guy comes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight" explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a ... read more

A man walks into a bar,looking all bummed out, and orders a drink. After a few minutes he orders another. About thirty minutes later he orders a few more drinks.
The bartenders asks," Dude you look really depressed. Is everything okay?"
The man explains," My wife and I got into big fight. Sh... read more

And in 31 days I get to stop celebrating my girlfriend's birthday!

I said, "Well, which month is it? My wife's birthday's in 31 days and I need to know if it's worth buying a present."

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhauste... read more