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Yoyo Jokes

People ask me how it's like to be a professional yoyo player

I tell them it has its ups and downs

Why did the yoyo cross the road?

It was walking the dog

Husband and wife are shopping...

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone.
After the husband picked up the phone his wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do!"
He sa...

Free yoyos!

No strings attached!

I had a hard time learning to read the word "yoyo" in Braille.

I can't put my finger on y...

R/jokes I started a business using giant yoyo’s to get water out of deep holes.

It has its ups and downs but it’s going well.

Maybe this is the wrong community to reach out to when I'm feeling helpless

I found out how to spell yoyo today... Why oh why oh...

Jim had just turned 21, and wanted to buy a horse for himself

Jim strode into a stable, looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said the owner, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to say "heyhey", and the way to get him to go is ...

Yoyo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

A couple were making love when

Girl: take off your condom.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Because YOLO

Boy: What does that mean?

Girl: You only live once.

Boy: Well, if you get pregnant then you're YOYO.

Girl: What does that mean?

Boy: You're on your own

What's a rappers favorite toy?

A yoyo

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