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Kirby is like a condom

He's a safe choice when Smashing

What do you call a Kirby that only eats bread?

Carby

:)

A Kirby guy on a hot day…

A door to door salesman was walking down a street in a very hot day, when he came across a pair of little girls selling lemonade.

Taking a break, he buys a big glass and goes to sit under a large elm tree.

Suddenly, he hears a guy yell “Nice suit buddy, did you buy it at the goodwill s...

If you're an X-Men fan, then every Kirby game is a Rogue-like

You run around stealing superpowers, after all.

Kirby Waddles into a bar

The bar was about seven inches off the ground.

What’s pink, round, and spits approximately 3.1415926589 pastry tins at an incredibly fast speed?

Kirby after winning the Pi eating contest.

Kirby is overated

Personally I think he sucks.

R.I.P. Stan Lee

Dying: The final thing Jack Kirby did first, but Stan Lee gets all the attention for.

My least favorite video game character is Kirby.

...Because he sucks.

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