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Kirby is like a condom

He's a safe choice when Smashing
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What do you call a Kirby that only eats bread?

Carby

:)
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A Kirby guy on a hot day…

A door to door salesman was walking down a street in a very hot day, when he came across a pair of little girls selling lemonade.

Taking a break, he buys a big glass and goes to sit under a large elm tree.

Suddenly, he hears a guy yell “Nice suit buddy, did you buy it at the goodwill s...
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If you're an X-Men fan, then every Kirby game is a Rogue-like

You run around stealing superpowers, after all.
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Kirby Waddles into a bar

The bar was about seven inches off the ground.
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What’s pink, round, and spits approximately 3.1415926589 pastry tins at an incredibly fast speed?

Kirby after winning the Pi eating contest.
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Kirby is overated

Personally I think he sucks.
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R.I.P. Stan Lee

Dying: The final thing Jack Kirby did first, but Stan Lee gets all the attention for.
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My least favorite video game character is Kirby.

...Because he sucks.
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