They played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen…
…I got kicked out for that one…
I attended prom…
The DJ played the Cha-Cha Slide, and I did the Cha-Cha Slide.
The DJ played the Macarena, and I did the Macarena.
The DJ played Come on Eileen, and now I’m not allowed within 1,000 feet of school property.
When the DJ plays "Macarena", I do the Macarena
when the DJ plays "Hokey Pokey", I do the Hokey Pokey. When the DJ plays "Come on Eileen". I get arrested.
Two prisoners are on death row
And the day of their execution has come.
The warden turns the first prisoner and asks, "Any last requests?"
"I'd really like to hear the Macarena one last time," he replies.
The warden nods. "Very well. And you?" he asks the second prisoner.
"Kill me first."
What do you call a dancing Latina with a yeast infection?
Macarena and cheese
A property manager for an apartment complex dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter.
St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding."
So he chooses to check out hell first. He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and ...
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A note to a priest (Long).
A young priest was about to lead his first mass. Because he was nervous, the bishop told him to put a bit of vodka in the wine and drink a bit before the mass. The priest did that.
Then his memory shuts out, and after a few hours, he wakes up with a note saying:
"My son, I have a few ...
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