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You know, playing Tetris has taught me a valuable life lesson.

If you try to fit in, you'll disappear.
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The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically...

And then the entire graveyard disappeared
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I heard they're making a Tetris movie...

They can't get the script done. Every time they write a line, it disappears.
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The Tetris movie is finally coming out in 2023 after numerous delays.

Every time they finished a line in the script, it disappeared.
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What do Tetris and sex have in common?

There’s no winning, it’s just about how long you last


Edit: stop saying I obviously don’t have sex. We’re on reddit. Isn’t that obvious by now?
Also ty to all the absolutely hilarious comment, y’all have made my day

Dating is like tetris

The longer you wait to put the stick in the hole, the more points you get.
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If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris,

Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore
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Studying for finals is like playing Tetris

just when you seem to get the facts to fit together, all that you thought you learned disappears.
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TETRIS is like a cock block

Gamers don't wanna put it down.

[OC] Life is like a game of Tetris...

When you fit in, you disappear
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Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...

They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
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Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
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When the inventor of Tetris, Alexey Pajitnov, died, his coffin was put into the ground.

Then the entire cemetery disappeared.
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Does anyone know what happened to the Tetris Movie?

All the pieces were in place, but it disappeared
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A comedian and his friend are having a Tetris battle.

But the comedian lost because he only had one liners.
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The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible

Each actor just says four lines and then disappears.
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A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop...

..so you better start lining up.


(two for the price of one!)
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I was stacking rusty blocks yesterday and got poked

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had tetris.
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A Russian Lieutenant...

A Russian Lieutenant stands on the edge of a high cliff with his troops. The lieutenant looks down and then points to a soldier.

\-You there! Come here to the cliff edge, extend your right hand to the side and jump down.

The lieutenant watches as the soldier obeys his comma...

I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day...

I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
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Bob Ross famously said that "we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents"...

Clearly he never played Tetris.
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Somebody says video games don't have any impact on your psyche. I can't agree with that.

My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.



She's still waiting for a long stick.
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One sunny day in Auschwitz

One sunny day in Auschwitz Hitler was standing in front of a big pit.
Nervously, in line in front of him, few hundred jews were standing.
Hitler would call one by one, and give orders to them...

Feet together, spread your arms in 90° angle...

As soon as he complied Hitler p...

Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife?

I beat both of them for fun.
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