On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me a coke, you cow!' The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When t...
My drama professor said I had to write 5,000 words on Robert De Niro
I only managed three before his private bodyguards wrenched me off him.
A scientist friend of mine went to a meeting
This meeting was for the U.S. Army to start training and using more types of animals in combat. He goes to the meeting because they think he can help train the animals. When he gets to the building, he asks the receptionist where the meeting is. She replies that the meeting is on floor 101 and t...
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An old woman asks for her neighbor's parrot..
An old woman was chatting with her next door neighbor, and when he mentioned that he was going away to college and could not take his parrot with him, she asked him what he would do with the bird. "Ah, I'll give 'em to the pet store. Somebody else's problem." Well this just would not do for t...
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