How do you tell a chemist and a plumber apart?



You ask them to pronounce unionized.

Unionized Pirates

Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?

Arrrrrbitration

What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer?

They way they pronounce unionized.

A union worker goes to a brothel...

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you ...

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NSFW. How do tell the difference between a porn star and a statistician?

Get them to pronounce "analyzed".

OC. This is my take on the joke about how the chemist and the plumber pronounce "unionized"

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker?

Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.

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