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I love whiteboards.

They're remarkable.

I’m a big fan of whiteboards.

I find them quite re-markable.

Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are

Remarkable

Whiteboards are the best...

In fact you could say they're remarkable

I was amazed to find out that Europeans use whiteboards the same way as Americans...

They just pick up the marker, Denmark on it.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

A thread of all the best jokes Siri has ever told me.

One day I was looking for creative task avoidance tactics, so I asked Siri to tell me a joke. Here are some of the best she had:

1. Whiteboards are quite remarkable.

2. Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always so silky. He had to condition it.

3. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? Th...

I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist.

It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up.

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