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Shale Jokes

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A drunk walks into a bar...

A drunk walks into a bar carrying a shoebox and says "Hey bartender, if I show you something amazing, will you give me a free drink?"

Bartender shrugs, and says "Well, it'd have to be something pretty amazing. Let's have it."

Guy pulls a rat and a tiny piano out of the shoebox and se...

I tried to buy a bucket for my metamorphic rocks.

But it wasn't for shale.

Black Friday at the geology museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

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