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Is Edam the best Dutch cheese you can buy?

Or is there a Gouda one?
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The problem with manufacturing Edam cheese

Is that it's made backwards
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Do you know how Edam was invented?

One day a candle maker in Yorkshire was halfway through making a large batch of red candles.

He had been working without a break for many hours, so his wife bought him a plate of cheese for sustenance.

He was so keen to finish working he ignored the food and continued to be engrossed...
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My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.
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You won't find a cheddar joke.

I don't give 'edam about your joke, ita no guda.
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I would post a cheesy joke in reference to Gone With the Wind...

But frankly, my dear, I don’t give Edam
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What is the oldest known story about cheese?

The one of Edam and Eve
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You probably know how most cheese is produced, and the steps taken to make the different varieties of cheese,

but did you know Edam is made backwards?
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Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam is, naturally enough!



(shoot him Kurt)
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My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
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Cheese Jokes

Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone

Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert

Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam

Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
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Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...
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