What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?

This is the whey.

My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.

It's just his daily poutine.

Be very careful if someone offers you fries, gravy, and cheese curds with raspberries on top.

I’ve heard of people trying to poison raspoutine.

What's the difference between Little Miss Muffet and President Erdogan?

Nothing. Little Miss Muffet also had curds in her whey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"


Okay, I'll try another one...


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

Along came a spider who sat down beside him...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do cheese call sex?

The curds and the bries

...

Yes I'm sober

Trump must have never eaten a thanksgiving poutine...

Anyone who has could tell you curds and turkey don’t get along.

Turkey has just banned cheese...

It seems they have issues with the curds.

Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?

There were curds in their whey.

Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin?

It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.

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