Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...
Today, it's called golf.
Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.
Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.
While I was drunk last night, I was apparently accused of witchcraft
The next day, I was hung over
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft
Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
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A man walks into a bar and pulls a minuscule person out of his pocket
They sit at one of the tables, waiting for a friend of theirs. Meanwhile, they order drinks: a whisky for the man, and a thimble of whisky for Peter, his minuscule friend. The person they were waiting for arrives, and they start talking about the pair's last travel: -The landscapes in Keny...