What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?
I’m lycan it
How do french werewolves say goodbye?
Where do werewolves store their manufactured goods?
in a *were*house.
Why are werewolves always late?
Because it takes them Lycan hour to get ready
Why did the two werewolves become friends?
Because they took a lycan to each other.
How do werewolves attract mates?
They *awoooo* them
- Who’s there? OW! - Ow Who? Werewolves of London
What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?
I am a wolf
Werewolves are notoriously hard to find...
Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.
Two guys are walking in the woods when
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, on the next full moon, they suddenly change into wolves and run in the woods and kill a deer and do other wolf stuff.
In the morning they wake...
We went out on a date
Me: I slay werewolves for a living.
Date: Haha, always joking around. Anyway, I read that tweet you sent to me, it was so funny, I howled!
Me: *Unsheathing silver cutlass* You What??
What movies teach us:
AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball / baseball.
4. Aliens have specia...
Yo Mamma is So Fat.....
when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
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It's Halloween evening, and the door bell goes
I get up and answer the door expecting to see some cute kids dressed in appropriate outfits, you know witches, zombies etc etc. So I was quite unprepared for what I saw when I opened the door...a group of maybe 15 year olds just wearing their normal clothes. Tracksuits and baseball caps maybe 5 or 6...
I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year
So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”