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Werewolves Jokes

How do werewolves make bechamel sauce?

They start with a-rooooooouuuuux

What is a werewolves favorite vegetable?

Awoogula

Where do werewolves live?

Warehouses

Why Werewolves don't post on Reddit?

Someone might give them their free "Silver"

Lots of people talk about werewolves...

But noone ever asks whenwolves

Inside you are two werewolves

The other 12 are waiting their turn.

How do you support a werewolves YouTube channel?

You lycan subscribe.

Why don't werewolves know what time it is?

They're werewolves, not whenwolves.

Can werewolves drink Coors Light?

Idk if they can because it’s the silver bullet.

How do french werewolves say goodbye?

Awooo Revoir!

What’s the slogan for the mediocre McDonald’s that werewolves eat at?

I’m lycan it

Werewolves are notoriously hard to find...

Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.

Why are werewolves always late?

Because it takes them Lycan hour to get ready

Why did the two werewolves become friends?

Because they took a lycan to each other.

How do werewolves attract mates?

They *awoooo* them

“Knock, knock”

Who’s there?

Ah

Ah, who?

Werewolves of London

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Where do people suffering from lycanthropy buy their clothes?

Werewolves of London

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I hate Halloween

Zombies are stupid, vampires suck, werewolves can bite me, and succubi? Fuck em.

We went out on a date

Me: I slay werewolves for a living.

Date: Haha, always joking around. Anyway, I read that tweet you sent to me, it was so funny, I howled!

Me: *Unsheathing silver cutlass* You What??

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

What movies teach us:

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball / baseball.

4. Aliens have specia...

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It's Halloween evening, and the door bell goes

I get up and answer the door expecting to see some cute kids dressed in appropriate outfits, you know witches, zombies etc etc. So I was quite unprepared for what I saw when I opened the door...a group of maybe 15 year olds just wearing their normal clothes. Tracksuits and baseball caps maybe 5 or 6...

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

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