What does a sight-seeing, shapeshifter say when they're being held up at an airport?

"A little faster will ya, I've got places to see and people to be!"

What do you call a shapeshifter that turns into a human after being an owl?

A who man.

A shapeshifter walks down a street

when suddenly he turns into a lane.

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