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What do you call an army of German lycanthropes?

The Were-macht.

"So, did you know that you're a lycanthrope?"

"I'm a were, yes."

What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope?

A where wolf

A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.

A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.

His friend says "oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"

He replies: "yes. I am a were."

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?

A Delaware-wolf.

What do you call a lycanthrope who stays informed about politics & current events?

An Awarewolf

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

There is an app called Monstr for finding the supernatural date of your dreams

Apparently it came out after the release of the Twilight franchise caused a spike in the popularity of mythical beings as romantic partners.

A friend of mine, I'll call her Bella for privacy, was on the app for a bit and her first match was a Lycanthrope. They went for a long walk and afterw...

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