Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

when I worked at Wendy's, the company insisted that whoever made the burgers must draw the mustard onto the bun as a "W"

but I would draw the mustard onto burgers as an "M" and no one ever found out.

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Reality vs LinkedIn

Reality:

I got my driving license

Linkedin:

I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wai...

What does a polite Mexican order at Wendy's?

4 for 4, por favor!

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his penis....

So when he's hard it says "Wendy," but when it's soft it just says, "W Y."

So they get married and go to Jamaica on their honeymoon. They're dancing in the club and drinking and having a good time when inevitably the man has to go to the bathroom.

He's standing at the urinal and noti...

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What an elderly man told me in a Wendy's.

So I was sitting there during my break, an elderly man comes up to me and asks, "Did I tell you about the naked man and the elephant?"

I say, "No?"

"The elephant looks at the man and says, 'How do you breathe out of that thing?'", and then he just walked out. Brilliant.

Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch

One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.

"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.

"...

What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant?

Wendy's

Why do you never hear jokes about drinking straws?

Because they all suck.



(Joke my 10-year old came up with while we were at Wendy's and he was trying to think up restaurant jokes.)

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"YOU FUCKED UP YOUR LAST McCHICKEN MOTHERFUCKERS!"

As the crazed man reloads his smoking rifle, I stare at my lifeless coworkers and utter, barely above a whisper; "Sir...this is a Wendy's..."

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A guy got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed on his penis...

A guy got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed on his penis so when they were making love she would see her
name. While visiting Jamaica the guy was in the men's room and noticed a WY tattooed on another guys penis. He asked if he also had a girl friend named Wendy. The other guy asked why he wou...

The sign said, "Pay with your phone."

Sorry Wendy's, but I think my iPhone7 is worth a little more than your triple baconator.

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So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

So Paul Yankee had been dating this girl Wendy Norris for a few years, so he finally proposed and she said yes.

Fast forward to the wedding and they are the happiest people to ever exist. Mr Paul Yankee and Mrs Wendy Yankee decided to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. As a surprise for his ...

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(Long) A man is walking the strip in Vegas...

...when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How Much?"
The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job!"
The man says, "$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "You see that ...

Where does Peter Pan eat out?

He eats out at Wendy's

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