Wendy's Jokes - 15 Hilarious Wendy's Jokes

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's

Wendy's...

Asked the lady in the drive through at Wendy's if I could get a round burger patty and she was like.... "No sorry. We don't cut corners here"

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A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his penis....

So when he's hard it says "Wendy," but when it's soft it just says, "W Y."

So they get married and go to Jamaica on their honeymoon. They're dancing in the club and drinking and having a good time when inevitably the man has to go to the bathroom.

He's standing at the urinal and noti...

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

What is a kite's favorite fast food restaurant?

Wendy's

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Dave was in love with Wendy...

As a sign of his devotion he got her name tattooed on his willy, just before asking for her hand in marriage. Now, when he was flaccid only the first and last letters of Wendy's name were visible. That night in bed Wendy noticed the "Wy" tattooed on his member. Upon inquiring Dave about it, he becam...

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch

One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.

"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.

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Why do you never hear jokes about drinking straws?

Because they all suck.

(Joke my 10-year old came up with while we were at Wendy's and he was trying to think up restaurant jokes.)

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A guy got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed on his penis...

A guy got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed on his penis so when they were making love she would see her
name. While visiting Jamaica the guy was in the men's room and noticed a WY tattooed on another guys penis. He asked if he also had a girl friend named Wendy. The other guy asked why he wou...

What an elderly man told me in a Wendy's.

So I was sitting there during my break, an elderly man comes up to me and asks, "Did I tell you about the naked man and the elephant?"

I say, "No?"

"The elephant looks at the man and says, 'How do you breathe out of that thing?'", and then he just walked out. Brilliant.

I Like Long Walks on the Beach

until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot

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So there's this guy, let's call him Paul Yankee.

So Paul Yankee had been dating this girl Wendy Norris for a few years, so he finally proposed and she said yes.

Fast forward to the wedding and they are the happiest people to ever exist. Mr Paul Yankee and Mrs Wendy Yankee decided to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. As a surprise for his ...

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"YOU FUCKED UP YOUR LAST McCHICKEN MOTHERFUCKERS!"

As the crazed man reloads his smoking rifle, I stare at my lifeless coworkers and utter, barely above a whisper; "Sir...this is a Wendy's..."

A blind man walked into a bar

A blind man walked into a bar, and ordered some drinks.

The bartender said, "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

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