What did Arnold say when he decided to dress up as a baroque era composer?
I'll be Bach
What did one composer say to the other when the bill arrived?
Can you pay? I'm baroque.
My friend spends 75% of his time playing American Football and the other 25% playing Baroque music.
He's a quarterbach.
The definition of Baroque:
A time when there is no Monet.
You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque...
...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760.
What would you call a famous president in the 17th century?
Someone stole all my Bach records
They just baroque in and took them.
Mozart was an amazing musician
It’s a shame he died baroque.
Who is 6’5”, ripped, and loves 17th century European architecture?
Dwayne ‘Baroque’ Johnson
What do you call a poor person from the 1750s
Why was Vivaldi always asking for money?
Because he was Baroque
Did you hear about the artist that was baroque?
He stole the Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh...
I went to Germany, stood outside a famous baroque composer’s house, and pondered the meaning of life.
That’s what you call thinking outside the Bach’s.
Apparently Danny Devito is casting a new film about Baroque composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Bach.
Why was Rembrandt not allowed to by new art supplies?
He was too Baroque
I saw a new music shop in town that only services instruments made between the years 1600 and 1750.
"If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It"
Art thieves pillaged a museum of European 17th and 18th century artwork. They smashed windows, stole paintings, destroyed exhibits, and even did a number on the light fixtures. Everything about the place is a mere ruin of what it was yesterday.
It's all baroque now.
Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...
Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.
Why didn't they fix the rococo Chair?
Because it wasn't baroque
The museum planned a special exhibit to show off their collection [Long]
The museum planned a special exhibit to show off the collection. They had a wide array of historical music instruments from as far back as the 16th century. The museum planned to arrange a concert with a harpsichord that belonged to Bach and a violin that belonged to Vivaldi, among many other instru...
How is Baroque opera like an omelette?
You can't make it without breaking a few "eggs"
What did the classical composer say to his student?
Don’t fix it if it ain’t baroque.
I Identify as Italy in the 1600’s
I didn't realize just how long the Obama administration lasted...
Apparently the Baroque period started in the 1600s!
Today I spent money on a Monet painting
I am now baroque.
What happened when the composer got fired for being too experimental?
He went baroque.
What's a poor artist's favourite style?
What period of music should a starving musician be listening to?
Why did Bach have to sell his kidney?
Cause he was baroque
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy...
...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
What did Bach say when he slammed his finger in the door?
Ow! I think it's baroque!
(I'm so sorry.)
What did Johann Sebastian Bach say when he looked at his empty savings account?
Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?
He was baroque.
Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?
He was baroque.
What do you call an artist who has no money
(I'll just see myself out)
I can't listen to my Vivaldi records.
They're all baroque.
How can you tell Bach was a starving artist?
He was baroque.
Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?
Because he was Baroque.
There was a time where all musicians and composers were broke
It was during the Baroque period.
How can you tell if a church in Europe has no money?
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
A little music joke fo you
"I baroque my leg" "Don't worry, I think you can Handel it"
What do you call two classical musicians ending their relationship?
They baroque up
What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?
Why was the computer programmer who was sent back in time to 1700 disappointed?
Because it was all baroque and no byte
17th century painter Peter Paul Rubens walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks “how are you going to pay for that?” Peter Paul Rubens says “put it on my tab. I’m baroque.”
If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status?
My piano keyboard is stuck on the clavichord sound setting.
I think it might be baroque.
I had to pay for everything when I went out with a couple classical musicians
they were completely baroque.
What's the slang term for a harpsichord?
A baroque man's piano.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly...
My speakers Baroque.
Want to know the sad truth about Mozart?
Despite his fame, he died baroque and worthless.
Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler...
It got so bad that he went baroque.
A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg
Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson the...
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
Did you know Rembrandt was homeless?
Turns out he was baroque.
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I hate when people incorrectly categorize Mozart as a classical composer...
Even though he lived during the Classical Era, he was Baroque as fuck.