I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets.
You might say it’s a “family air loom.”
A police officer sees a man driving erratically down a busy road.
He watches as a driving dangerous weaves through traffic in a zig zag formation, narrowly avoiding busy traffic.
The police officer flags him down and walks up to the driver's window. He sees the other male passenger bent over the driver and then jolt back into the seat in shock. The male dri...
What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality?
Bob and weaves
A father and his son are going fishing...
The father is showing his son how to prepare the fishing rod, how to set the line, and how to affix the bait.
Father: "Now son, you can use many different kinds of bait. This worm, for example."
The father says as he weaves the worm onto the hook and casts the line.
Son: "What h...
A Cop Pulls Over a Guy in a Convertible Filled w/ Penguins...
So a motorcycle cop is weaving in and out of traffic and stumbles upon a guy driving a convertible with the top down. In the backseat, he sees 10 penguins. The cop signals for the driver to pull over, and when he approaches the car, he lays into the guy...
"What do you think you are doing? Th...
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A man was drinking at a bar...
...and had been for hours. Needless to say the man was thoroughly trashed. After a dozen or so beers, he can barely sit on his stool. Suddenly, he stands up and asks the bartender, "Hey! Wheresh the bath-hic-room?"
The bartender, disgusted, looks at him and says, "Down the hall and on the lef...
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