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What do you get if you insert strands of Human DNA into a goat...?

Banned from the zoo.

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What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of grey hair?

She thought she would dye.

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“I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others,”

"Mitch Hedberg"

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