What do you get if you insert strands of Human DNA into a goat...?

Banned from the zoo.

What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of grey hair?

She thought she would dye.

“I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others,”

"Mitch Hedberg"

Three ropes walk into a bar...

They all sit down at a table and one of the ropes says “you guys stay here, I’ll go order the drinks.”

That rope then goes to the bar and the bartender says to him “It’s company policy to not serve ropes here.”

The rope then reruns to the table dejected and tells his buddies “Sorry g...

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