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I got a sweater on my birthday

I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.

I'm getting a sweater for Father's Day!

I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner, but I guess this will do.

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I met this strange woman at the bar last night and we went back to her place to have sex. I don't know if any of you know what a "screamer" in the bedroom is, but...

...well, she had never been with one before and it really freaked her out.

My last girlfriend was a screamer...

Well, she wasn't really my girlfriend.

Actually, that might be why she was screaming.

Source: r/sickipedia

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I'm a screamer

Not sexually just life in general

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?

When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

A couple friends pool their money together to get their buddy a sweater for his birthday

He was hoping for a moaner or a screamer though.

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A man walks into a bar the day after Christmas...

He walks up to the bar, sits down and doesn't say a word.

The bartender walks over and asks, "what are you having?"

The man shakes his head. Let's out a deep breathe and says, "I'm pissed off."

Bartender, putting his hands down on the bar, "Why are you angry, it's the day after ...

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