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Otters Jokes

Q: Why are baby otters born furry?

A: The mother pre-furs them that way.

[Came up with this while nursing today's hangover, lol. My brain is now done for the day.]

Writing a book about a friend that lives with otters by the water

Going to call it "homies otter sea"

What do otters and Tupperware have in common?

They both enjoy tight seals.

Where do otters come from?

Otter Space.

I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands.

It was a look of otter disdain.
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