Writing a book about a friend that lives with otters by the water

Going to call it "homies otter sea"

I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands.

It was a look of otter disdain.

What do otters and Tupperware have in common?

They both enjoy tight seals.

Where do otters come from?

Otter Space.

Why do Otters swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

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