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Seabirds Jokes

My butcher has started making sausages from seabirds....

Today he has taken a tern for the wurst.

I encourage seabirds to date others in their species.

I believe one good tern deserves another.

A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-stoned!!..

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