Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, and go to Hell.
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust ha...
A fish bumped into a dam.
It was a Walleye.
The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it...
Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over.