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Turnout Jokes

I like my girls how I like my voter turnout

High.


Go vote

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

The weather suggests that turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.

It is expected to dip into the teens.

Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally?

There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.

California legalized marijuana

I guess they had a high voter turnout.

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Halloween party

Bob decides to throw a costume party for Halloween. He has an excellent turnout and the party is packed wall to wall. Everyone is dressed up... well almost everyone. Bob sees his co-worker George across the party just wearing a pair of jeans, no shirt shoes or socks, just jeans. So Bob decides to co...

Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the stadium was 25% full of fans.

Turns out they didn’t actually have any Covid policies in place. That’s just the kind of turnout you get when it’s the Bengals and the Browns.

I went to the annual stargazing conference yesterday....

...the turnout was astronomical.

In a historic day for Canada, Ontario held a Provincial Election on the same day the Senate passed the Cannabis Legalization Act.

Turnout was high.

Stop me if you've heard this one...

A high school decides to put on a reunion for the class of '98. Turnout is slow at first, but eventually the well known former students start to show up. There's student body president Leslie Pindogs and her kids, star quarterback Robert Course and his wife Molly, valedictorian Sandra Kevver and her...

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