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What's 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small penis into a giant prick?

A motorcycle.

What is six inches long, fits in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush, you perverts.

Do you know why Polish girls don't like vibrates?

It chips their teeth.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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