A natural science professor goes to visit her friend, despite the thick downpour.
*buzzer* "Who's there?"
"Martha? It's me."
"Lucy?! *electric lock clacking* Come upstairs, quick, it's raining a lot!"
"Oh, Martha, you wouldn't belive it... It's raining outside too!"
Work got cancelled for two weeks, so I go to the grocery store on the way home.
I’ve seen all the news, lots of Facebook pictures of empty shelves, but I was not prepared for this madness. There’s a line of like five people by the frozen goods aisle, trying to get pizza.
So I decide to go get some ramen. I know it’s not the best, but it keeps forever and I’ve been perfec...
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night
When behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins runnin...
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