A russian general goes into a coma in December 2021 ans wakes up in March 2022. His assistant is updating him on the latest development: - General, tov. Putin ordered a special operation against Ukraine, which is actually a war against NATO to establish world dominance in the next 100 years. So f...
I think Apple is run by trendy pirates.
They're always updating to a new iPatch.
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Updating a classic for modern times [long]
When the news of covid hit Tammy said "I don't need to worry, God will protect me."
Well when lock downs started Tammy said "I don't need to worry, God will protect me". And she continued to see her friends, and be rude to restaurant staff when she got take out and show up to places tha...
My wife bought herself new bras for Christmas
She was updating her firmware
Disney is updating a children's classic with a pandemic theme...
... it's called "The Never Ending Story"
A man dies and goes to Heaven.
He is stopped in his tracks at the pearly gates by St Peter.
"My child, you are not yet permitted to enter Heaven," St Peter says.
"May I know why not?" the man asks.
"Well, you see, our database has not been updated yet and the current indication here is that you have not done ...